Beta: Papa mai apki mammi se shadi karunga.
Papa:Kyou?
Beta: Apne meri mammi se shadi ki hai isliye.....
Gum woh cheez hai …
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..
Best punishment to a boy:
Give him a mobile phone,
with lots of balance and girls phone numbers
and leave him at a place where there is no network.
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!