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Pahle Sardarji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Dusre Sardaarji: Oye main dusri Shadi ke liye kya dabaun?
Pahle Sardarji: Dusri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!


Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi,
Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili,
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”



A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.."
Customer: Agar parashoot nahi khula to ?
Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis...

Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha:
"Sawan ko anay do"
Peeche se ek pathan ke truck ne aa kar thok diya,
Truck pe lika tha:
Aaya sawan Jhoom ke...

Sardar: yaar meri Biwi pani se bht darti hai,
Friend: acha wo kaise?
Sardar: yaar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath bethi thi..!!




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